I Think of 6 Impossible Things Before Breakfast.

If i had my own world everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what is it, because everything would be what it isn't. Contrary wise, what is, wouldn't be. And what wouldn't, it would. You see?

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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I have a lot to say, you just have to ask the right questions.

tell me something u dig about me on anon

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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c4rcinogen:

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

Yes!

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fun first date ideas:overthrow ur government w/ the bae
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